I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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