Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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