seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
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Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
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just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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