worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
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FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
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He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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