And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
Randomize
