Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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