Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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