he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I smell like Dick and happiness
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