Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
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I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
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We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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