hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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