Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
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i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
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There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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