Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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