Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
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