Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
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i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
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I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
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