I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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