I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
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That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
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I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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