Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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