i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
We left the knife in your bed.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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