Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
