Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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