Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
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Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
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Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
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