Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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