So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
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If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
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if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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