return my video game
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I pour the whiskey from now on
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
Randomize
