i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
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We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
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Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.