I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday