I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
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i really wish james franco would like my vagina
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
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I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.