Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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