watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
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i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
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Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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