Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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