there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
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Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
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I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
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