spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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