if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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