awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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