Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
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