South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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