jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
so much tequila, so little girl.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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