Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I cockslap morals
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
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Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
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I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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