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(318): View more from Louisiana

We are so in love

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so when's the next time you get to see your balls

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.

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(917): View more from New York City

Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.

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You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.

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(773): View more from Illinois

Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.

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(952): View more from Minnesota

pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.

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(501): View more from Arkansas

I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.

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(347): View more from New York

No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression

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