the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
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I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
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She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
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