you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
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2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
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I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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