im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
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