3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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