Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
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btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
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The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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