So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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