so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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