did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Randomize
