I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
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