Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch