Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex