what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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