But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
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