Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
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whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
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Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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