we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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