she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Use "feeling words"
Yay
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
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