To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
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OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
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Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
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