every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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