It's just like the Real World with babies
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
This baby is an asshole
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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