There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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