we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
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i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
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Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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